So, you want to know everything about Troy in 5 minutes?
 
Then this site is for YOU! I greet you, fellow Trojan. Are you clueless as to what this is all about? Probably not, but if you are I'll tell you everything you need to know - in five minutes flat!
Have a look around and see what happened to this land and how well actors can bring it all to life again. (Do we really want to remember? We Trojans lost!) You are free to drool at the less bloody photos and grimace at how silly we all are, fighting for one person. Enjoy it, friend.


Troy isn't mine so don't hold it against me!